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Internet Loses It After Mayor Candidate Pledges to Single-Handedly Fix LA Traffic by Installing a Single, Giant Roundabout

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Internet Loses It After Mayor Candidate Pledges to Single-Handedly Fix LA Traffic by Installing a Single, Giant Roundabout

MEME HISTORIAN ANALYSIS: In a city where the only thing moving slower than traffic is the city council, the "los angeles mayor race" has finally given us a candidate who understands the people's deepest desire: chaos disguised as efficiency. The internet is roasting this campaign promise because, in true LA fashion, the proposed solution is both monumentally ambitious and utterly impractical. The irony? Angelenos are so desperate for change that this unhinged pledge has actually made him a frontrunner, proving that in 2024, a meme policy is the only policy that cuts through the gridlock.