Local Man Named Justin Murphy Somehow Becomes NJ Republican Nominee, Promptly Posts Cringe on Twitter
AITA for thinking this is the most on-brand disaster for the NJ GOP? TL;DR - Some guy named Justin Murphy, who I'm 90% sure is a sentient dry cleaning receipt, is now the Republican nominee for something in NJ. He's already ratioed himself into oblivion by tweeting about "blue-haired soy latte sippers" while trying to explain his tax policy. Honestly, the bar for "qualified candidate" is so low in New Jersey that you could trip over it in a parking lot. So brave, very maverick. /s