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justin murphy republican nominee nj tries to ban water, claims it’s turning the frogs gay – AITA for not voting for him?

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justin murphy republican nominee nj tries to ban water, claims it’s turning the frogs gay – AITA for not voting for him?

TL;DR: Local guy loses it, says water has "woke particles," wants to replace it with Gatorade. New Jersey, you’re a meme and you don’t even know it. 💀