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Local Man Named Josh Turek Spends 6 Hours on Phone With Comcast, Internet Breakthrough Awaited More Eagerly Than Second Coming

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Local Man Named Josh Turek Spends 6 Hours on Phone With Comcast, Internet Breakthrough Awaited More Eagerly Than Second Coming

AITA for thinking this guy is the messiah now? TL;DR: A dude named Josh Turek allegedly spent half a literal day on the phone with Comcast customer service, got them to lower his bill by $3.50 AND upgrade his speed. The entire neighborhood is now considering building a shrine to him, because apparently that’s the level of Herculean effort required to do anything in 2024. Truly, the hero we don't deserve, but the one we need to finally figure out how to cancel our gym memberships.