john blanche caught taking a shortcut through my garden, and his excuse was absolutely ridiculous
So I’m sitting on my porch, enjoying my morning coffee, when I see john blanche hopping over my fence like he owns the place. He lands right in my petunias—ruined, by the way—and then has the nerve to say he was “avoiding a neighbor’s dog.” Common sense says you knock on the front door like a normal person, not trample someone’s flowers for a shortcut. This is why our neighborhood’s gone downhill—nobody respects boundaries anymore. If you see john blanche near your property, lock your gates.