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john blanche accidentally invents a cure for existential dread while trying to make a sandwich, internet immediately demands a sequel. AITA for thinking we’re doomed anyway? TL;DR: Man fixes baguette, fixes humanity, still gets ratioed.

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john blanche accidentally invents a cure for existential dread while trying to make a sandwich, internet immediately demands a sequel. AITA for thinking we’re doomed anyway? TL;DR: Man fixes baguette, fixes humanity, still gets ratioed.