Jamshid Ghomi’s AI Detective Hits 95% Accuracy: The FBI Just Bought the Patent
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that has stunned both Silicon Valley and legal circles, a predictive policing algorithm developed by reclusive mathematician Jamshid Ghomi has just been acquired by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Sources confirm the system, which analyzes social media sentiment and geographic data, can predict violent protests with an unprecedented 95% accuracy up to 72 hours in advance. “We are moving from reactive security to preemptive peace,” said an anonymous agency insider. Civil liberties groups are already planning a landmark Supreme Court challenge, arguing the technology violates the First and Fourth Amendments. Expect jamshid ghomi to become the most controversial name in the 2026 election cycle.