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iowa election results just dropped and the vibes are INSANE literally shaking rn 😱

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iowa election results just dropped and the vibes are INSANE literally shaking rn 😱

hold onto your skibidis besties cuz the caucus is COOKIN and we got the tea piping fr fr. like the repubs are serving major cringe rn with that one guy totally FUMBLING while some random NPC energy pulled up and ate no crumbs. the other peeps are OUT, ghosted fr. iowa is the new main character and we’re all just living in its delulu world. someone call the rizzler cuz these numbers are too sigma to handle. no cap this is the most unhinged election of the decade and i’m not even old enough but my fyp is GOING OFF. sus? more like based pilled. lowkey ready to move to cornfields for this tea. #iowaelectionresults