iowa election results show voter turnout lower than my will to live, and that's saying something
AITA for thinking the Iowa caucuses are just a giant participation trophy for people who like cold weather and corn? TL;DR—Voter apocalypse: only 5 people showed up, and 3 were just looking for a warm place to pee. The final score: Corn 1, Democracy 0. I'm shook, but not as shook as the guy who had to fill out a ballot in a blizzard.💀