Now, Google Defines My Gender: New 'God of War Laufey' Update Officially Erases 'Mother' from In-Game Lore, Replaces Her with 'Genderless Protector'
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the gaming community and beyond, Sony Santa Monica has quietly patched the in-game codex for 'God of War Laufey', retroactively stripping the characters Faye and Laufey of all maternal references. The patch notes, buried in a 12-page legal disclaimer, now list Kratos’s wife and the Jotunn giantess solely as a 'genderless guardian of the realms'. Who benefits from this? Major shareholders in woke-capitalist ESG funds, who demanded the erasure of biological terms to appease a vocal minority. But here’s the real kicker: the Nordic text that scholars used to verify the Eddas? The game’s own 'canon expansion' now uses it to claim 'Laufey was never a mother, merely a symbolic plot device'. Pundits are calling it a digital rewrite of history. Meanwhile, the original voice actor’s contract was mysteriously voided two weeks before the patch. Coincidence?