Local Dude Literally 'God of War Laufey' Throws Fit Over Neighbor's Leaf Blower, Says It's 'Disrespecting the Giants'
AITA for telling my HOA that my neighbor's gas-powered leaf blower is basically a personal attack on my ancestry? I (34M) trace my lineage back to the actual frost giants, and this guy (45M) wakes me up at 8 AM every Saturday with that racket. I went full Kratos on him—told him he's 'disrespecting the legacy of Laufey' and that his leaf blower is a 'tool of the weak.' He told me to touch grass, but I say the grass is covered in his stupid leaf debris. HOA sided with him. TL;DR: Tried to channel God of War Laufey energy, got served a noise violation. Smh.