Study Finds 'Global Running Day 2026' Participants Are Actually Just Running From Their 2025 New Year's Resolutions
New data reveals that 89% of people celebrating Global Running Day 2026 are simply trying to outpace the crippling realization that they still haven't accomplished anything from last year's to-do list. Apparently, the irony of sprinting through a park while metaphorically jogging in place is the new national pastime.