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georgia argentine tegu invasive lizards are officially eating Georgia from the inside out, sparking a full-blown panic after a video of a massive 4-foot tegu casually strolling through a backyard in Toombs County went nuclear online. These cold-blooded invaders, originally from Argentina, have set up a reptilian takeover in the Peach State, munching through chicken eggs, turtle nests, and even beloved pet cats and dogs. The clip shows the scaly beast, looking like a dinosaur straight out of Jurassic Park, slithering past a picnic table, and commenters are losing it, calling it the "worst nightmare of a southern grandma." Wildlife officials are now begging residents to trap and report every sighting, but with these tegus breeding faster than a wildfire in August, Georgia is facing a scaly Armageddon that has the entire internet glued to their screens.

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georgia argentine tegu invasive lizards are officially eating Georgia from the inside out, sparking a full-blown panic after a video of a massive 4-foot tegu casually strolling through a backyard in Toombs County went nuclear online. These cold-blooded invaders, originally from Argentina, have set up a reptilian takeover in the Peach State, munching through chicken eggs, turtle nests, and even beloved pet cats and dogs. The clip shows the scaly beast, looking like a dinosaur straight out of Jurassic Park, slithering past a picnic table, and commenters are losing it, calling it the "worst nightmare of a southern grandma." Wildlife officials are now begging residents to trap and report every sighting, but with these tegus breeding faster than a wildfire in August, Georgia is facing a scaly Armageddon that has the entire internet glued to their screens.