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Local resident furious after city council spends $50,000 on 'garth brooks' statue instead of fixing potholes. These people have zero common sense—our kids can't drive to school without blowing a tire, but sure, let's honor a singer we haven't heard live in decades.

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Local resident furious after city council spends $50,000 on 'garth brooks' statue instead of fixing potholes. These people have zero common sense—our kids can't drive to school without blowing a tire, but sure, let's honor a singer we haven't heard live in decades.

A third grader's field trip got cancelled when the bus broke down on Elm Street yesterday. Meanwhile, I counted 12 taxpayer-funded planners at the ribbon cutting for a metal cowboy. Common sense says fix the roads first, then think about statues. My neighbor's minivan just lost its bumper in the same pothole we've been reporting for six months. This is why I don't vote for these clowns anymore.