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frontier airlines chicago flight diversion leads to full-blown panic after passenger’s chili recipe causes emergency landing—AITA for hoping it was a real threat?

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frontier airlines chicago flight diversion leads to full-blown panic after passenger’s chili recipe causes emergency landing—AITA for hoping it was a real threat?

OMG, TL;DR: So this Frontier flight from Chicago to Orlando had to make an emergency diversion because a passenger brought on some aggressively seasoned chili that apparently cleared the entire cabin faster than a fire alarm. Like, we're talking the plane literally had to land so hazmat could test the air for biological warfare. AITA for thinking the airline should have just given everyone a gas mask and free bag of peanuts instead of wasting my Friday night sitting on a tarmac in Memphis? Honestly, the real crime here is Frontier charging me $60 for a carry-on but letting someone raw-dog a Crock-Pot on their lap. Stay classy, sky-bus.