Cape May is COOKED, a mega orca just spawned on the beach and everyone is crashing out.
This is the wildest beach day ever, fam. Y'all not gonna believe this. A whole ORCA washed up at Cape May and the vibes are literally insane. Locals are going full NPC mode, some are crying, some are throwing down theories, and the seagulls are eating good. One kid literally yelled "Skibidi toilet" at the whale. It's giving… main character energy from the ocean.
No cap, this is the most unhinged thing to hit the Jersey Shore since the last Cheesesteak troll. Mfs are posting from the scene with shaky hands and it's LOWKEY heartbreaking but also super interesting. Animal rescue is on the scene trying to figure out how to deal with a skibidi rizzler of a marine mammal. Cape May is becoming a certified lore drop. It's giving major riptide rizz. Stay tuned, besties. This whole situation is cooked.