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California Election Results Show That Nobody Voted Because They Were All Too Busy Being 'California Dreamin''; AITA for Laughing?

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California Election Results Show That Nobody Voted Because They Were All Too Busy Being 'California Dreamin''; AITA for Laughing?

So, the big do-nothing came and went. The 'california election results' are in, and apparently the state decided to keep things exactly as they are—shocking, I know. TL;DR: Voter turnout was lower than my motivation to recycle, but everyone's acting like they won the Super Bowl. Reddit, am I the asshole for thinking the whole thing was just a glorified popularity contest for rich people? Spoiler alert: Nope, the same people who promised to fix the housing crisis are still in charge. I'm not crying, you're crying. 🙄