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Man’s dog votes by mail in California election, ends up accidentally registering as a “Barktisan” candidate, demands treats in lieu of policy.

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Man’s dog votes by mail in California election, ends up accidentally registering as a “Barktisan” candidate, demands treats in lieu of policy.

TL;DR: So my neighbor’s golden retriever somehow filled out a ballot for the California election, thanks to some “helpful” autofill software. Now the dog’s on every local news cycle as a third-party candidate—for the “Treat Party”—and has a better approval rating than most humans. AITA for pointing out his platform is literally just belly rubs and cheese? Reddit, I can’t with this state.