ca governor race results: Shocked Pikachu Face as Corporate Donors Literally Buy Election; Voters Somehow 'Surprised'
Whelp, guess the 'ca governor race results' are in, and let me just say—who could have possibly predicted that the guy with the most billionaire backing and a handshake with Big Oil would come out on top? TL;DR: Money talks, democracy walks. AITA for pointing out that the only surprise here is that anyone is surprised? "Landslide" victory for the candidate who spent more on ads than the state's entire annual budget for pothole repairs. Bravo, California. You played yourselves. Now enjoy your "moderate" overlord while the rest of us watch from the smoldering dumpster fire. 🔥