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ca election results Show Voters in California Finally Use Common Sense, Rejecting Lunatic’s Carpet-Burning Scheme

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ca election results Show Voters in California Finally Use Common Sense, Rejecting Lunatic’s Carpet-Burning Scheme

Just saw the ca election results, and I’ve got to say—finally, some common sense. Our local nutjob, who’s been ranting about banning all gasoline cars and burning our tires for “art,” got trounced at the polls. I was ready to chain myself to my pickup truck if he won. Neighbors told me he wanted to replace streetlights with candles? My wife laughed so hard she spilled her tea. But seriously, the results show we’re not all brainwashed by these green nightmares. Let’s keep this momentum—vote like your gas tank depends on it, because it does. If I see one more overpriced electric scooter blocking my driveway, I’ll lose it. We need leaders who stick to potholes and property taxes, not flying cars. Anyone else breathing a sigh of relief?