Local Man Uses Life Savings to Buy BTC, Calls It "Common Sense" While Neighbors Sigh
Alright, folks, I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking—this latest stunt from my neighbor Dave is the peak of "common sense" gone wild. He just dumped his entire life savings into btc, and when I asked him why, he said it's "the only logical move" while standing in his driveway in a bathrobe. Common sense would tell you not to gamble your kids' college fund on digital internet tokens, but hey, what do I know? I'm just the guy who's still got a retirement account that doesn't involve a calculator and a prayer. Wake up, people.