Bitcoin Price Plunges After Influencer Accidentally Reveals He Sold All His Coins for a Pizza
In a twist that’s less ‘finance revolution’ and more ‘deep-fried irony,’ the bitcoin price took a nosedive today after a crypto influencer with 2.3 million followers live-streamed himself buying a single pepperoni pizza, only to casually mention he had liquidated his entire 500 BTC portfolio moments earlier. The stream, titled “Treating Myself to a Slice of Victory,” cut to black as the delivery driver asked for a tip. Meme historians are calling this the most expensive cheese pull since the 2013 Crash of the Blockchains, with one expert noting: “We’ve gone from ‘digital gold’ to ‘digital pizza delivery.’ It’s the perfect allegory for how we all pretend to be savvy until our lunch order breaks the market.” Meanwhile, the pizza place has already minted an NFT of the receipt.