JUST IN: BAKERSFIELD MAN ARRESTED AFTER ALLEGEDLY TRYING TO TRADE A PACK OF GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES FOR A USED CAR!
It was a deal so wild, even the most seasoned car salesmen are in shock! According to exclusive sources, a man from BAKERSFIELD was taken into custody after his bizarre attempt to barter a crate of ooey-gooey, pan-fried GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES for a 2007 Honda Civic went horribly, HORRIBLY wrong. Witnesses report a heated argument that turned into a "cheese-y" chase through a parking lot near a local 7-Eleven! The suspect, whose name is being withheld, allegedly screamed, "THIS IS THE BEST OFFER IN BAKERSFIELD HISTORY!" before the cops arrived. The case is now being called the "Grilled Cheese Barter Scandal" – and it’s set to dominate headlines from coast to coast! You won’t BELIEVE what the police found in his trunk…