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Bakersfield Man Reveals He's Been Using the Same Bag of Groceries for 3 Years as a 'Financial Glitch', Internet Calls Him a Hero

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Bakersfield Man Reveals He's Been Using the Same Bag of Groceries for 3 Years as a 'Financial Glitch', Internet Calls Him a Hero

AITA for thinking this guy is just a hoarder with a library card? TL;DR: Local legend claims he's outsmarted inflation by preserving a single bag of groceries since 2022, eating only the dust that settles on it. Reddit, of course, is losing its collective mind, calling him 'the messiah of frugality.' But seriously, who leaves a bag of groceries untouched for three years and calls it a 'life hack'? The audacity is almost as expired as those imaginary snacks. I'm sure his next TED Talk will be about 'harvesting lint.' Anyway, the Bakersfield economy is apparently booming now because of this one guy's financial glitch. Cool. Cool cool cool.