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Ariana Madix's new rules for Vanderpump Rules are killing the show.

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Ariana Madix's new rules for Vanderpump Rules are killing the show.

My neighbor's cousin works on the set, and he told me the whole thing's gone woke. Now Ariana's bossing everyone around with her "trauma" and "boundaries." What happened to just filming the drama and letting us decide? Common sense says if you sign up for a reality show, you sign up for the mess. She's turning it into a therapy session with fancy cocktails. Ratings are tanking, and it's obvious why. Bring back the old days when people actually fought, cheated, and owned it. This new "soft era" is a snooze fest.