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Ariana Madix Gets Roasted for Dumping a Guy Who Didn't Return Her Tissues—AITA for Thinking This Is Peak White People Problems?

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Ariana Madix Gets Roasted for Dumping a Guy Who Didn't Return Her Tissues—AITA for Thinking This Is Peak White People Problems?

TL;DR: Our queen of #Scandoval fame, Ariana Madix, is apparently spiraling over a man who wouldn't say "thank you" for a box of Kleenex, and I'm over here wondering if this is the realest or most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed. AITA for wanting her to just move on already? The internet is divided, but my DMs are full of people calling it "first world relationship drama." Get a hobby, Ariana. Or at least a new tissue brand.