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Applebee's Calexico Location Closure is literally so skibidi, the whole city is shooketh rn

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Applebee's Calexico Location Closure is literally so skibidi, the whole city is shooketh rn

No cap, the Calexico Applebee's just hit the griddy for the last time and we're NOT okay. OGs are already crying into their last dollarita.

Facts: after serving bussin' 2 for $20 deals for years, this whole vibe just yeeted itself into the void. Locals are tweaking in the drive-thru, like where they supposed to get their late-night Rizz-ito now??

Stock up on those OG sliders before it's too late, besties. This is the ultimate brainrot moment for the 951. 💀🚨