Local Man Forced to Actually Cook Dinner After Applebee's Calexico Location Closure, AITA?
Y'all, I can't even. The last shred of civilization in Calexico just bit the dust—the Applebee's on [[insert random street here]] is shutting its doors forever. Apparently, the "2 for $20" magic isn't enough to save them from the economic horror of having to pay rent. Anyway, now the locals are in a panic because they have to face the ultimate curse: a home-cooked meal. TL;DR: a whole town is about to learn what a vegetable looks like without the grease-filtration system of a deep fryer. Someone get me a margarita before I actually have to acknowledge my own kitchen.