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Applebee's Calexico Location Closure Sparks Meltdown as Fans Blame 'Curse of the Border Town'!

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Applebee's Calexico Location Closure Sparks Meltdown as Fans Blame 'Curse of the Border Town'!

CALEXICO, CA – The shuttering of the Applebee's Calexico location closure has sent shockwaves through the Imperial Valley, leaving locals in a state of mourning and disbelief. The beloved chain eatery, a staple for dollarita happy hours and late-night nacho runs, locked its doors for good this week, igniting a social media firestorm of dramatic reactions. "I literally just finished my shift at the border patrol station and saw the lights off," sobbed local resident Maria Delgado, 29, her voice cracking. "Where am I supposed to drown my sorrows now? This is a tragedy, like a family member died!" The viral clip of Delgado's breakdown has already racked up 2 million views on TikTok, with users calling the closure "the end of an era" and a symbol of the town's fading economy. Rumors are swirling that a mysterious "curse" struck the location after a reportedly haunted shipment of jalapeño poppers from a nearby ghost town. Drama, tears, and a whole lot of queso—this closure is the scandal nobody saw coming!