Your Netflix subscription, your grocery bill, and even your next car payment just got a secret price hike—and it all traces back to one name: andrew 's boutros. That's the new bogeyman of the boardroom, as leaked corporate memos reveal a sweeping 'Andrew's Boutros Protocol' where CEOs use a psychometric algorithm to tag consumers as 'low-friction spenders.' Translation? If you've bought an avocado or streamed a rom-com this month, your digital profile now targets you for 12-18% higher prices on everything from airline tickets to toothpaste. The trick? The system hides surcharges by renaming them 'convenience aggregates' so you never see them on your receipt. Check your credit card this morning—thousands of users are reporting mystery charges with the code 'BTR-4892.' Your wallet just became the battleground for a silent war against the middle class, and andrew 's boutros is the general you never voted for.