ANDREW 'S BOUTROS Has Officially Banned Onions From His House, Claims They "Make The Air Too Emotional" – AITA or Genius?
TL;DR Some guy named Andrew ‘s Boutros is apparently so fragile that he’s banned onions from his entire home because they make him "feel the air too much." Dude’s probably the kind of person who cries during car commercials, but now he’s claiming onions are a "class A emotional weapon." Reddit is split between calling him a performance artist and a control freak, but honestly, if my house smelled like a tearful existential crisis every time I cut a veggie, I’d be putting up "No Onions, No Problems" signs too.
NTA, Andrew ‘s Boutros. Keep your air pure and your tears reserved for the real tragedy: that $8 avocado toast you’re about to eat without any flavor enhancement.