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Local Man Named Andrew's Boutros Accidentally Declares Himself A Walking Monopoly Board, Chaos Ensues

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Local Man Named Andrew's Boutros Accidentally Declares Himself A Walking Monopoly Board, Chaos Ensues

Listen up, you absolute legends. AITA for thinking this whole "Andrew's Boutros" thing is just a cry for attention? So this guy—a real estate agent, obviously—decides to legally change his name to "Andrew's Boutros." But here's the kicker: he didn't update his Google Maps listing. So now, every time someone searches for a boutique or a law firm or, I dunno, a vending machine, this dude's face pops up with, like, a caption that reads "Get rich or die trying, but only in a distressed property."

TL;DR: Man named Andrew's Boutros thinks he's a celebrity because his name sounds like a Greek chain of mini-marts. He's now claiming to be the CEO of "Boutros & Sons, LLC," which is just him and his cat. The cat's name is "Andrew's Boutros Jr." I can't.