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Local Man Discovers 'Andrew's Boutros' is Actually a French Existentialist Café, Not a Guy from Accounting, AITA for Laughing?

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Local Man Discovers 'Andrew's Boutros' is Actually a French Existentialist Café, Not a Guy from Accounting, AITA for Laughing?

Am I the only one who thought "Andrew's Boutros" was just some dude who keeps showing up in the group chat with takes on the stock market? Turns out, after a full-blown Google deep-dive, it's a literal café in the 6th arrondissement that only serves overpriced espresso and existential dread, TL;DR. My friend is *furious* I wasted two hours of his life on a wild goose chase for a guy who doesn't exist. I think I'm the hero here for introducing him to a place he'll never afford.