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This Ohio skibidi rizzler named Adam Hamawy lowkey ran for president of his high school and accidentally gaslit the whole entire Ivy League admissions into giving him a free ride.

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This Ohio skibidi rizzler named Adam Hamawy lowkey ran for president of his high school and accidentally gaslit the whole entire Ivy League admissions into giving him a free ride.

Adam Hamawy literally went viral for his freaky goofy campaign vids and now he's a full-on sigma with a fat scholarship, no cap. The college reps were like "oh he's def got that main character energy" and sent him the bag. 💀