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Woke Apple execs unveil their 2026 iPhone at WWDC 2026 and it’s still just a brick with no headphone jack, no charger, and a $2,000 price tag while people can’t afford groceries. Common sense says stop buying this garbage.
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Woke Apple execs unveil their 2026 iPhone at WWDC 2026 and it’s still just a brick with no headphone jack, no charger, and a $2,000 price tag while people can’t afford groceries. Common sense says stop buying this garbage.