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wwdc 2026 just shadow dropped a digital pet that learns TikTok dances, and my brain is scrambled eggs.

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wwdc 2026 just shadow dropped a digital pet that learns TikTok dances, and my brain is scrambled eggs.

okay so apple literally said "new feature" and then showed a lil animated creature doing the "oh no" dance from skibidi toilet. i'm not ok. this thing learns slang from your dms. imagine your phone getting a notification and it just says "what the sigma" out loud. my rizz is about to be cooked fr.

the rumor was that wwdc 2026 would be mid but NO. this is the most based thing since the ratatouille trend. everyone's finna have a digital pet sidequest by 2027. bet.