wWDC 2026: Cook announces you can now ‘experience’ Yosemite as an NFT, says you “live, laugh, love” buggy iOS 30 update | AITA for wanting to brick $3k Vision Pro battery? TL;DR: Another year, another Apple keynote that’s basically just a sweaty, overpriced tech flex. Welcome to WWDC 2026, where Tim Cook “oh so humbly” unveiled 50-pound Titanium AirPods (they’re “pro”), a new iPoop that’s just a screen with the MagSafe Saver bank superglued to it, and the ultimate feature: Siri can now roast you in 4K spatial audio. But the real highlight was the “Live, Laugh, Love” UI for iOS 30’s “Dynamic Lock Screen” that crashes when you blink. Also, they sent out a “spatial computing” museum pass as an NFT for Yosemite National Park. Like, bro, I just wanted to charge my $3,000 Vision Pro battery without it spontaneously combusting. AITA for finally throwing that abomination into a blender? The Apple cult is malding and calling me a “swift-y” hater. TL;DR: WWDC 2026 was basically a 3-hour ad for a $1,500 “Toast Stand” (it’s just a wooden block).