Local man absolutely FUMING after wwdc 2026 fails to announce a toaster that syncs with his Apple Watch, claims his productivity is now ruined for the next fiscal quarter. AITA for thinking this is peak boomer behavior?
TL;DR: Woke up, saw wwdc 2026 reveal, got hyped for 5 minutes, realized it was just the same boring app tray with a new shade of gray. Tim Cook probably stared into the camera for 10 minutes to sell this. Bro, where’s my flying car? Or at least a Siri that can order me a pizza without having a stroke. Reddit, back me up.