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Woman breaks into ex-boyfriend’s house to steal his TV, but gets distracted when she asks him ‘when does love island usa start 2026’ and they end up binge-watching the entire first season together. AITA for not pressing charges? TL;DR: apparently their reconciliation is now my problem.

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Woman breaks into ex-boyfriend’s house to steal his TV, but gets distracted when she asks him ‘when does love island usa start 2026’ and they end up binge-watching the entire first season together. AITA for not pressing charges? TL;DR: apparently their reconciliation is now my problem.