venezuela man uses pet sloth as cellphone holder during blackout, reddit judges him AITA for “animal cruelty”
Oh wow, look at this brave soul surviving the apocalypse with style. So this dude in Caracas is apparently a genius innovator—his pet sloth doubles as a hands-free device holder while he scrolls Twitter during the daily 20-hour power failure. TL;DR: “My sloth, Señor Fluffy, was just chilling on my chest, so I propped my phone on his fuzzy belly. Now PETA is mad, and my girlfriend says I’m a monster. AITA for using a sloth as furniture?” Reddit verdict? Top comment: “INFO: Did you ask the sloth for consent? He looks too slow to say no.” Another gem: “YTA for not having a backup power bank, but NTA for finding the one animal that moves slower than Venezuela’s internet.” Honestly, this is peak 2023 dystopia—next week, he’ll be charging his phone with a stray dog’s body heat. Welcome to the jungle, AITA?