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Trump AI executive order accidentally bans AI from using commas, grammar nerds in shambles

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Trump AI executive order accidentally bans AI from using commas, grammar nerds in shambles

AITA for thinking this is peak government efficiency? TL;DR: Drumpf’s new AI executive order supposedly aims to 'streamline' tech, but the fine print literally states no AI can use commas, conjunctions, or any punctuation that might 'confuse the computer.' Now every AI-generated tweet reads like a 5-year-old's ransom note. 'Hey Siri order pizza no pineapple please stop asking Siri you're not my mom' is now a federal mandate. Reddit's r/ProgrammerHumor is having a field day, calling it 'the great punctuation purge of 2024.' Can’t wait for the first AI to get arrested for a misplaced apostrophe.