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Man Who Can't Spell 'Email' Signs AI Executive Order, Somehow Makes Everyone Mad At Each Other

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Man Who Can't Spell 'Email' Signs AI Executive Order, Somehow Makes Everyone Mad At Each Other

AITA for thinking that Donald Trump’s brand new "trump ai executive order" is just a 50-page text saying "I want to build a wall around the internet, but make it gold"? TL;DR: The order aims to "boost American AI," but the small print apparently just bans ChatGPT from saying "sorry" and requires all robots to have a spray tan. Meanwhile, experts are fighting over whether this is genius or just a long-winded way to rename Siri to "Don.Jr." We’re all doomed, but at least the NFTs are back?