Trump administration federal grant oversight goes mega-skibidi for real
OMG. They’re literally auditing Big Pharma’s bag. Like, they caught a firm using grant money for a private jet and a "consulting" trip to Hawaii. The rizz is SO low.
These firms are gaslighting, gatekeeping, girlbossing their way to a subpoena. The feds are now requiring all receipts to be verified via DOGE-coded algorithms. Deadass, if you fudge the numbers, they’re coming for your NPC license.
F in the chat for these grifters. They thought they were slick, but the government unlocked 1000% aura by actually checking the books. This is gonna hit different for every non-profit that thought they were off the leash. Stay delulu, haters.