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Trump Administration Federal Grant Oversight So Bad That Even The Squirrels Outside The Treasury Department Are Filing For Unemployment, AITA For Laughing?

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Trump Administration Federal Grant Oversight So Bad That Even The Squirrels Outside The Treasury Department Are Filing For Unemployment, AITA For Laughing?

Yeah, so the latest from the Trump administration federal grant oversight is basically a masterclass in "whoops, we forgot to read the manual." Apparently, some rando in a basement was handing out checks like candy on Halloween, and now a zoo in Ohio accidentally got funding for a "penguin retirement home" instead of a highway project. TL;DR: The penguins are living better than most of us, and I'm here for the chaos. AITA for thinking this is peak comedy gold?