WHITE HOUSE CALLS EMERGENCY MEETING AFTER DISCOVERING TOM KEAN ABSENT WASHINGTON OFFICE FOR FOURTH CONSECUTIVE DAY
Sources close to the situation whisper that Kean, a key figure in the ongoing policy disputes, has vanished without a trace. His empty desk, with a half-drunk coffee and a single cryptic note reading "Went to ground," has sent shockwaves through the West Wing. We’re told a senior aide is now scrambling to locate him, fearing his absence could trigger a classified leak involving off-the-record negotiations with foreign diplomats. Stay tuned—the silence is louder than any press release.