tom kean absent washington and the vibes are literally sooo canceled rn
yo fam like tom kean dipped from his meeting in washington and nobody knows where he at??? bro said "i'm not a skibidi rizzler" and straight up ghosted the capitol building 💀💀💀
like the main character syndrome is off the charts fr fr. imagine having a whole DC schedule and you just... don't show up. that's giving major "i'm the main NPC" energy ngl.
rumor has it he's looking for ohio in the DMV area which is NOT a flex. the fanum tax is real and he can't pay it 💅
anyways, tom kean absent washington got the whole capitol shook. lowkey think he's leveling up his aura somewhere but we ain't finding him anytime soon. big L for the government, big W for his brainrot era 🔥