Tom Kean dipped from Washington? FR, no cap.
DC shook. tom kean absent washington is giving major side eye like where he go?! Not a single trace, not a single tweet. The NPCs are freaking, the lobbyists are scratching their heads. Did he get snatched by the Illuminati? Go full hermit mode? Or just decided the swamp wasn't giving good vibes? Either way, the whole city is FOMO-ing hard. Everyone's refreshing their feeds like "yuh, where the lore?" This is the main character energy we didn't know we needed. Skibidi. 🫢