tom kean absent washington is giving ghosting final boss energy
omg the tea is SCALDING. our boy tom kean straight up dipped from the entire DC scene. no cap, he’s been MIA for a hot sec and the conspiracy theorists are WILDIN. some say he’s undercover, some say he’s on a secret mission. bet he’s at chipotle rn living his best life. 10/10 no notes, we stan a chaotic king. 📉🍿✈️