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tina peters bans phones at her coffee shop, now customers have to make eye contact like it’s 1995 AITA for laughing at the resulting chaos? TL;DR entitled customers having meltdowns because they can’t Instagram their oat milk latte—truly the highest form of oppression humanity has ever faced.
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tina peters bans phones at her coffee shop, now customers have to make eye contact like it’s 1995 AITA for laughing at the resulting chaos? TL;DR entitled customers having meltdowns because they can’t Instagram their oat milk latte—truly the highest form of oppression humanity has ever faced.