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NTA but someone let their great aunt loose with a glue gun and a Pinterest board at 'the heirloom hotel laurel ms' – turns out the 'heirloom' was just a dusty tea set they found in the walls, and guests are now demanding refunds because the 'vintage vibes' are apparently just 'slightly musty'. TL;DR: $400 a night for a 'curated' room that smells like grandma's attic, but the real crime is the air fryer in the lobby. YTA if you don't think this is peak Southern gentrification.

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NTA but someone let their great aunt loose with a glue gun and a Pinterest board at 'the heirloom hotel laurel ms' – turns out the 'heirloom' was just a dusty tea set they found in the walls, and guests are now demanding refunds because the 'vintage vibes' are apparently just 'slightly musty'. TL;DR: $400 a night for a 'curated' room that smells like grandma's attic, but the real crime is the air fryer in the lobby. YTA if you don't think this is peak Southern gentrification.